I am malice incarnate.

Okay, time to rewrite this.

Here’s a few things you should know before you do anything. Ever. Like…. srsly.

• I fucking love cats.
• I’m twenty.
• I have anger issues.
• I’m stressy.
• I bottle it up to save for later.
• I am a malicious little fuck if you upset me and by God you will regret it.
• I’m lovely if you haven’t upset me.
• No, seriously, I once did this one thing where a thing happened. It was good.
• I watch VHS because why the fuck not?
• I dabble in gaming.
• And by dabble I mean it’s what I do and it’s what I have done since before I can remember.
• I will not follow you just because you follow me.
• My blog is NSFW at times. Usually between pictures of kittens. I like to mix things up a little.
• No, I don’t care that you’re trying to change the world.
• Occupy my ass street.
• No, don’t. One person is enough.
• Seriously though I like guys too.
• Most of the guys I like are straight though.
• The other ones are fictional.
• I’m English.
• I hail from Manchester.
• I don’t like the vast majority of Americans.
• Porn is fuckin’ ace.
• Captain American and Superman are both a pair of little fuckholes.
• I could win in a fight against Cpt. America.
• I do not think soldiers are heroes.
• I love all forms of meat.
• And pretty much all cheeses.
• I like my comedy like I like my women.
  Ground into a fine powder, added milk and sugar and served to me as a hot beverage.
• No but seriously, I like all comedy.
• Same goes with all music. Except ‘gangsta rap’.
• Shut the fuck up you’re not a gangster you’re an impressionable twat with a record deal.
• I like the sound of .50 rifles firing.
• I think that there is no problem in this world that can’t be solved with the removal of religion.
• God loves cock.
• Even if it isn’t real.
• Science is my belief system, in case you hadn’t noticed.
• No, I don’t care about your opinions, unless they’re the same as mine.
• Fuck off.
• I enjoy food.
• A lot.
• I will outdo you in knowledge about the Halo universe.
• I fucking love cats.
• I am a firm believer that unless you are willing to have a sexual organ in your mouth, you do not have the right to freedom of speech.
• After a bit of thinking, I could probably take on Superman, too.
• I am an incredibly intelligent underachiever, and that’s okay with me.
• I am more than comfortable being on my own, and sometimes it’s exactly what I need.
• I’m an introvert and that’s okay.
• I don’t like it when people look at me for too long.
• I am a cuddly little shit at times.
• I am a devious little shit at times.
• Misha Collins would get it.

Well wasn’t that fun kids? you learned a lot!
Now follow me or something. I dunno.